Oh give me a clone, a clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when wer’e alone, this clone of my own
Will be thinking of nothing but sex
A clone to go to work, do my job and earn money for me. He’d better not eat too much or get fired or sleep with my wife.
This would free me up for my recent study of Christian apologetics. I hope a clone isn’t a violation of God’s exclusivity of creation.
Hmm…I wonder what the Bible says about killing a bad behaving clone. It’s not one of God’s creations…
If we’re talking shadow clones, that’s worth having (provided the cost to make them isn’t prohibitive and the mental strain of reintegrating all the memories doesn’t cause any real problems).
Scone. A delicious scone.
I want a cone, with ice cream
I can’t afford a good drone, and a crummy one is pointless.
Clone of what, me? Even if the tech was mature (which it isn’t), a clone takes too long to grow to maturity. Pass.
A good scone, on the other hand, is delicious.
OBTW, I managed to find an online source for actual dried blackcurrants. (“Zante currants” aren’t currants)
Oh give me a clone, a clone of my own,
With the Y chromosome changed to X
And when wer’e alone, this clone of my own
Will be thinking of nothing but sex
@pmarin
Wouldn’t that kind of be incest?
(Good poem, though!)
I’ll take the clone. They can do my job, which will free me up to make my own delicious scone
A clone, so I can stay in bed eating bonbons and he can be cleaning.
I would like a clone, but
https://calvinandhobbes.fandom.com/wiki/Duplicator
@pakopako I want pizza Steve.
A clone to go to work, do my job and earn money for me. He’d better not eat too much or get fired or sleep with my wife.
This would free me up for my recent study of Christian apologetics. I hope a clone isn’t a violation of God’s exclusivity of creation.
Hmm…I wonder what the Bible says about killing a bad behaving clone. It’s not one of God’s creations…
If we’re talking shadow clones, that’s worth having (provided the cost to make them isn’t prohibitive and the mental strain of reintegrating all the memories doesn’t cause any real problems).
A yummy scone. I’m hungry.
I barely want to put up with myself. A clone of me would be awful. Maybe a clone of my wife?
I wouldn’t know what to do with a drone or a clone. But scone…
A clone…trooper. Yes, please.